Fuck you in your disease riddled mouth. I hate you as a company, I hate your technology, and FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKERS FOR MAKING A PHONE THAT DECIDES TO TURN ITSELF OFF, AND LEAVING ME WITH A PAPER WEIGHT, SEEING AS THE ONE STUPID FUCKING BUTTON THAT TURNS OFF THE DAMN THING DIED MONTHS AGO, AND NOW DOESN'T TURN ON! AT ALL! I fucking hate you, Apple. Please die by burned at the stake, after you've been carefully vivisected by rusty spoons, and had your eyes pecked out by wasps.